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official-keyes:

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a soft friend rests in the light

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Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

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Unconchious

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

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interstellar-space-cadet:

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

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tokoshi:

my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

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xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

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witchinghourz:

Eris, Goddess of Chaos in Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

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stephxad:

78-s:

The level up is about improving not impressing.

ALWAYS remember that

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deejay:

“Baby, you should let me love you, love you, love you.”
Mario - Let Me Love You (2004)

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Three most important innovations of this century:

bedupolker:

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tank-girll:

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“Please reblog, this is so important.
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tracingrainbows:

pure-ification:

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

How come this is the first time I’m seeing this I love her

Look at all the other whites faces… they so shook

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